Hilarious - Types of People You Come Across At A Football Viewing Centre

Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs



The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive :-\
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments...
Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats ;D

The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo... ;D

The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??
Are you freacking CIA?

The dude whose face is strong and is solely
concentrating on the game..thats me 8)

The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God...and starts a revival service right in the viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?


Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

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Barcelona Star To Face Tax Evasion Trial

Barcelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi is to face trial for alleged tax evasion, a Spanish judge has ruled.
The judge rejected a prosecution recommendation to drop the charges on the grounds the player's father was responsible for his finances.

Messi and his father Jorge are accused of defrauding the authorities of more than 4m euros (£3.1m; $5m).The pair, who deny wrongdoing, have five days to appeal against the ruling.
It is alleged that they withheld the money between 2007 and 2009.The income related to Messi's image rights, including contracts with BancoSabadell, Danone, Adidas, Pepsi-Cola, Proctor and Gamble, and the Kuwait Food Company.

Messi and his father paid 5m euros back to the Spanish tax authorities.

The footballer and his father are suspected of avoiding paying Spanish tax by using companies in Belize and Uruguay to sell the rights to use Messi's image.
The judge ruled: "In this type of crime, it is not necessary for someone to have complete knowledge of all the accounting and business operations nor the exact quantity, rather it is sufficient to be aware of the designs to commit fraud and consent to them."

In August 2013 Messi and his father made a 5m euro "corrective payment", equal to the alleged unpaidtax plus interest.Messi has been four times Fifa World Player of the Year and is captain of Argentina.

The court decision comes as Barcelona grapples with a separate prominent legal case.A Madrid court is hearing a lawsuit that accuses Barcelona of misappropriating funds from the transfer fee to buy Brazil striker Neymar from Santos in 2013. Club president Sandro Rosell quit in January, but insisted he had "acted correctly" over the transfer.

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Emmanuel Emenike Threatens To Quit SuperEagles

Fenerbahce star, Emmanuel Emenike has told AfricanFootball.com he is prepared to stay out of the Super Eagles if coach Stephen Keshi believes he is the problem of the team.

Stephen Keshi has been quoted as saying he is unhappy with the AFCON 2013 top scorer, who he sensationally benched in last month’s AFCON qualifier against Congo in Calabar.

However, Emenike says he has utmost respect for Keshi.“I have always treated Keshi like a father, and he has always lived in my heart to be a good father. Before now, we have been enjoying a smooth relationship and I see no reason why he should be holding grudges against me.”
“Keshi is a good coach, a coach with high pedigree. I give him all the respect I can give my father whenever I come for a national assignment.“Everything changed after the Nations Cup, everything about him towards me changed and I decided to stay on my own,” he further revealed.

“But I am very surprised by what he said that he and some players in the Eagles are not happy with me. Over what?“I don’t want Nigerians to see me as being proud or arrogant, but if the coach thought inviting me to his team will not bring result or peace to the team, he can let me be.
“I have maintained a solid relationship to avoid quarreling with him, but if my invitation to play for Nigeria does not stand for peace, I will like to stay focused with my club,” Emenike said.

He added: “I have always loved to give my best for Nigeria and I always make it known that I can always fight to score goals for my country and I will not like coach Keshi to let Nigerians see me as an indisciplined player who is not ready to give them my best again.

“My Super Eagles career is as important as my club career. Coming to play for Nigeria was the biggest decision I have ever made in my life. And I appreciate the way the fans have been striving hard to cheer me up whenever I push for goal.
”He stated that: “I have never seen the Super Eagles camp as my father’s house, it’s a temporary place for everybody, and why should we be making problems for ourselves? he asked.“If Keshi thought inviting me is a problem to his selection or the team, I will prefer to stay back and maintain my big respect for him”.

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Asisat Oshoala Dedicates National Award To Parents,Mates

2014 Fifa U 20 World Cup best player and top scorer Asisat Oshoala has credited her national award of Member of the Order of the Niger (MON) to her parents and mates at club and national team.

Oshoala emerged highest goal scorer with seven goals and won three woman-of-the-match awards at the Fifa U20 Women's World Cup in Canada, where Nigeria finished as runners up after they lost 1-0 to Germany in the finals.

The Rivers Angels star was decorated by Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday 29, September at the international Conference Centre, Abuja.After pouring applause on her teammates at the Falconets and the Super Falcons, she also did not leave out her former and current clubs - FC Robo of Lagos and Rivers Angels of Port Harcourt respectively for praise underlining their contribution to her glowing career.

"It's my second time having a handshake with the President [Jonathan] and I am really happy about it because there are a lot of Nigerians out there wishing to just see him not to talk of (a) hand shake with him."Having this second opportunity to shake hands with him I am really happy about it and I know it is the grace of God at work in my life. For me it's a dream come true,"

Oshoala was quoted as saying by the media officer of the Super Falcons, Gracious Akujobi. "I dedicate the award to Almighty Allah who has kept and been with me ever since I started playing football up to this moment. I also dedicate the award to my parents and my family who are always praying for me," Oshoala said.

"I also thank my teammates, especially the U-20 girls who enabled me score those goals that gave me the award, not forgetting teammates in Super Falcons and my previous and present team FC Robo and Rivers Angels," she continued. "I also thank my coaches who have trained me and made me into what I am right now. To my fans and every one, I say thank you."
"I feel great and appreciated, that there are senior players who are greater than me but they are yet to get this award."It’s a sign to me that God has done marvellously well for me and I won't relax on this I will strive to achieve more," she concluded.

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